Conway the Contaminationist

Conway the Contaminationist is a revolting pilot that discovered the means to a better, longer life. His only centric appearance was in his eponymous episode.


Conway is a pilot, and from his plane he pass out flyers to promote the lifestyle of filth. He insists that years of living in trash and grime has promoted his long life and good health. Sludge from gutters and feet always makes him feel better. However, when he impodes this on the Bagges, they get sicker and sicker by the day, until Courage has enough and vacuums both Conway and his beloved filth into a plastic vacuum bag. Conway is happy in his new home, and never bothers the Bagges again